NICKNAMES: Mez, Nigga, (what's that one you keep calling me Dazz? Merlin??? hey its fine with me.

SHIRT NUMBER: Think it is 17, memory like a sieve

CHANCES OF WINNING FANTASY CRICKET: Mmmm, could be good if Dazz pulls his finger out.

GUN PLAYERS: Shane when he stops trying to kill people and starts trying to score runs. Keenan, needs to eat a bit more and a little less beer and voila rockets.

FAVOURITES TO WIN WHAT'S DOING: Shane

DARK HORSES: Halvarsen, sure he is delivering papers at 3 in the morning-my thought is he is a modern day milkman, would explain all the groin injuries at least.

FUNNIEST SUPERLEAGUE INCIDENT: Will have to wait and see.

FUNNIEST TEAMMATE(S): Keenan, Piercey (bugger if I know how to spell it)

TOUGHEST TUES OPPONENT: The hole in my bat, although Diamond came a close second.

TUES PLAYERS WHO SHOULD PLAY S'LEAGUE: Have you seen some of these guys, they make me look good and that's a tough task.

YOUR THOUGHTS ON 5 STAR PLUS: So far so good. Will let you know when I get some more of their gear.

2003 S'LEAGUE PREDICTIONS: If we get it together, top 3 finish. Although I don't see much point getting that close and not winning it. Figure we may as well go all the way then and win it.

KIS PLAYERS' TO WATCH OUT FOR: Pearcey if he learns to turn the ball both ways and Keenan the Barbarian.

DOWN TO LAST $20 & $100: $20- nasty bottle of bourbon then see where I end up.  $100 -gamble $50 buy a decent meal and the rest on a bottle of bourbon and some coke to mix it with, again see where it takes me.

LIKE MOST ABOUT S'LEAGUE: Embarrassing supposedly good players.

ANY IDEAS TO IMPROVE KIS STRUCTURE ON/OFF FIELD: make everyone practice with a weighted stump. Target bowling. Work on more round arm action bowling techniques.

BEST SLEDGE YOU'VE HEARD: Merv Hughes to Sir Viv- Viv play and miss 2 overs in row- Merv telling him what the ball looks like and what the bat is for- Sir Viv Smoking him out of the ground (Barbados) and telling him" since you know what it looks like, go and fetch boy". Obviously heard it second hand.

3 WORDS BEST DESCRIBE INDOOR STYLE: Arghh, interesting and bugger.

FAVOURITE MOVIE, DRINK & CELEBRITY: Shawshank Redemption - Bourbon - Alissa Milano (pocket rocket)

YOUR INDOOR CRICKET PET HATE: getting bowled