Nickname(s): Halvo, Juice, Roids, Timmay

Shirt Number: 12 (but I want #55 - Ben S. r u reading this?)

Have you entered a team in the KIS fantasy Cricket? Depends

What are your chances of winning? Overwhelming

Who are your gun players? Pearcey (cleanest slogger I’ve seen) & Mezzanine (please don’t bowl half trackers James)

Who are your favourites to win the “What’s Doing award”? A few umpires, Chris Diamond, Ben Santosuosso, Pasher-Pete Manwaring – hell…most of div 2 & 3.

Who are your Dark Horses? All of div 2 & 3.

Funniest/Most embarrassing Superleague incident? ON-FIELD: Seeing Greg dive for the crease only to come up 2 feet short at Lyneham Indoor and getting up real cool as if nothing had happened. His excuse was that he’d tripped…..hmm.  Daz and I haven’t laughed that hard in ages!  OFF-FIELD: Possum, whilst fondling the babylons of a pretty brunette in a seedy nightclub and getting busted by her brother-in-law; who incidently was a rugby celeb.  ‘My God he’s going to kill me’ was all I heard for the next ten minutes……ha ha, gold.

Funniest Teammate(s) & why? Kwong as he will laugh at just about anything (and can rival any Hyena).  Shano for his exploits off the field.  He’s also done a tour of duty as Prime Possum, although he’s anything but a possum in a club/pub full of girls, more like a Piranha in a goldfish bowl.

 Are there any Tuesday night players who should be playing Superleague? Shouldn’t the question be – ‘Are there any superleague players who should be playing Tuesday’s only’!!

Toughest Tuesday night opponent(s) & why? A few umpires. A few fellow teamates. Graeme‘Whispering’Death; a real danger man with great poise.  Alex ‘Ice-Missile’ Kwong; backing him up with ‘almost Rocket skills’…..if he could only throw with that glass arm, wouldn’t that be something.  Rob‘Shoaib’Kemp; who has a great turn of pace and has a devastating bouncer. Just don’t get him angry.  Keenan’Special-K’Fahy; cat-like fielding and great winning attitude.  He is a Diggler after all.

 What do you most like about Superleague? We play with new balls.  Watching team mates goof up and get pumped.  Leaving bruises on the opposition and sometimes teamates (oops).  Esprit-de-corps and all that touchy feely crap.

 Do you have any ideas to improve KIS Superleague structure on or off the field? Yeah…..new balls to train with please.  Also more social events, so I can at least go to one.  Daz, definitely no victory song or Craig David anthems please.

What are your 2003 Superleague Predictions?   Realistically, Weston.

 KIS Player(s) to watch out for this Season?  Evan Rees, he dominates the Sydney league and is a real powerhaus.  If he comes down for a game, people will pay to see him play.  Awesome, just awesome.

What are your thoughts on 5 Star Plus Cricket Equipment? Great gear, good variety and competitive prices…..you just have to haggle like a Bhagdad camel breeder to get anywhere.  Daz and Sab are to be commended on their endeavours.  Yes Sab, I’m still wearing the Adidas boots, they look great and if I take out the spikes I can even wear them to the raves…..right on 5-Star.  You rock/rave!

If you were down to your last $120 how would you spend it? Well if we were out on the town, I’m sure Shano and I could coerce some girlie into giving poor innocent Daz a 5-Star pleasurable moment.  Hey, it’s happened recently….and the look on his face…..well, was he happy.

 In 3 words, best describe your Indoor cricket playing style. Crazy, Sexy, Cool.

 What’s the best cricket sledge you have heard? “You suck.” – “You really suck.” – “It’s a big step up from Kanga cricket.” – “I had your sister last night…..and your mum cleaned up”  - (All from outdoor)