Nickname(s): Whitey, Churchy, Steeple, anything to do with church.

Shirt Number: 53 (I think)

Have you entered a team in the KIS fantasy Cricket? Yep- Team Church #2

What are your chances of winning? Better than Will’s

Who are your gun players? Jamie and Richo- the rocks.

Who are your favourites to win the “What’s Doing award”? Will and Diamond….

Who are your Dark Horses? Shauno Muller- potential to excel in randomization if he puts his mind to it!

Funniest/Most embarrassing Superleague incident? Watching Willbur Eastlake walk out onto the strip warming up etc, only to realize that the other pair still had an over to go. The other team had to stop because we had three men batting at once!! What’s doing?

Funniest Teammate(s) & why? Obviously Will for his random acts, but Shauno is quite witty and sometimes a little random, Overall you can’t beat Pete Man’s sheer over excitement when he discovers the ball has stuck and he has pulled off a golden catch! He can turn an easy catch into a miracle grab and a hard catch into a sitter!

Are there any Tuesday night players who should be playing Superleague? Benny Way and Kris Archibald from the fulltossers,  Graham Death, Scotty Druitt and the bloke that plays with the Nunchuckas that fields on the back net and pulls off screamers all the time(if he improves his batting and bowling a little).

Toughest Tuesday night opponent(s) & why? Woody, cause he does everything with out raising a sweat and always keeps smiling away (bastard) and Graham Death, he bowls pies but they always get wickets, and he can smoke 7’s all night.

What do you most like about Superleague? Another challenge, a new sport, new mates etc.

Do you have any ideas to improve KIS Superleague structure on or off the field? Make Natalie play so she knows what its really like! The KIS all star fantasy team of the year should enter a rebel team in the summer league comp.

What are your 2003 Superleague Predictions? I will dislocate my shoulder first game back and my season will be over after only 2 games. From there, 2nds will win the whole thing without dropping another game.

KIS Player(s) to watch out for this Season? Jamie Smith and Dave Vandy- go for broke lads.

What a your thoughts on 5 Star Plus Cricket Equipment? 

Knew this would be a question…is this a marketing survey boys? Gold.

If you were down to your last $20/$100 how would you spend it? $20 packet of durries and a flagon. $100 buy 3 tickets to the next KIS party…all for myself. Pump the spare $10 into the pokies.

Pet Hates: losing

Favorite Movie, Drink, Celebrity: Gladiator, Bourbon, That Stripper from the first KIS party, She has great eyes and potential on the big screen.

In 3 words, best describe your Indoor cricket playing style: Rastafarian, Calypso..No?

What’s the best cricket sledge you have heard? Why are you here? Why did you bother getting out of bed this morning?